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		<title>UFOs integral to understanding humanity&#8217;s origin?</title>
		<link>http://www.hornlo.org/isotropic/2009/01/13/ufos-integral-to-understanding-humanitys-origin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hornlo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It&#8217;s pretty hard for someone to draw conclusions on mankind when Darwin had never seen nor heard of UFOs. That&#8217;s kind of like teaching math but not understanding trigonometry.&#8221; &#8211;John Kocsis, letter to editor, St. Catharines Standard, Ontario, CA &#8220;you have achieved a discontinuity of meaning&#8221; &#8211;Fanny Mae, in Whipping Star (Frank Herbert) h/t: PZ [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s pretty hard for someone to draw conclusions on mankind when Darwin had never seen nor heard of UFOs.  That&#8217;s kind of like teaching math but not understanding trigonometry.&#8221; &#8211;John Kocsis, <a href="http://www.stcatharinesstandard.ca/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=1384888" title="Silly to suggest that man evolved from monkeys">letter to editor</a>, St. Catharines Standard, Ontario, CA</p>
<p>&#8220;you have achieved a discontinuity of meaning&#8221; &#8211;Fanny Mae, in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whipping_Star">Whipping Star</a> (Frank Herbert)</p>
<p><small>h/t: PZ Myers, <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/01/i_can_still_be_surprised.php">I can still be surprised</a></small></p>
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		<title>The Universal Cure</title>
		<link>http://www.hornlo.org/isotropic/2008/12/28/the-universal-cure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 13:43:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hornlo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The year in crackpottery, and what it costs us.&#8221; (Coturnix, ScienceBlogs) links to several additional sites about bad science, among them &#8220;7 (Stupid) People Who Sued the Scientific Method&#8221; (McKinney, Cracked.com). McKinney humorously summarizes each case and then states what victory would imply. At #4, for example, a number of scientists and Nobel Prize winners [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;<a href="http://scienceblogs.com/clock/2008/12/the_year_in_crackpottery_and_w.php">The year in crackpottery, and what it costs us.</a>&#8221; (Coturnix, ScienceBlogs) links to several additional sites about bad science, among them &#8220;<a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_16896_7-stupid-people-who-sued-scientific-method.html">7 (Stupid) People Who Sued the Scientific Method</a>&#8221; (McKinney, Cracked.com).  McKinney humorously summarizes each case and then states what victory would imply.</p>
<p>At #4, for example, a number of scientists and Nobel Prize winners were sued when they disputed someone&#8217;s claim that water remembers any medicine ever dissolved in it, no matter how much it may be diluted, and furthermore, that this information can be digitized and sent over the phone.  The implication, according to McKinney, is that the universal medicine is tapwater &#8230; or at most a phone call away.</p>
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		<title>Vacuum Flowers</title>
		<link>http://www.hornlo.org/isotropic/2008/12/01/vacuum-flowers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hornlo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Matter is nothing more than fluctuations in the quantum vacuum. Another flashback to (unrelated) old science fiction, Michael Swanwick&#8217;s Vacuum Flowers. Really, this is about the random fluctuations of my memory and web browsing serendipity. So &#8230; According to the NewScientist article It&#8217;s confirmed: Matter is merely vacuum fluctuations, reseachers using lattice QCD (quantum chromodynamics) [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="/media/vacuum-flowers.jpg" width="112" height="166" align="left" alt="" title="" style="padding-right: 1em; padding-bottom: 1em;" /> Matter is nothing more than fluctuations in the quantum vacuum.  Another flashback to (unrelated) old science fiction, Michael Swanwick&#8217;s <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuum_Flowers">Vacuum Flowers</a>.  Really, this is about the random fluctuations of my memory and web browsing serendipity.  So &#8230;</p>
<p>According to the NewScientist article <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16095-its-confirmed-matter-is-merely-vacuum-fluctuations.html">It&#8217;s confirmed: Matter is merely vacuum fluctuations</a>, reseachers using <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lattice_QCD">lattice QCD</a> (quantum chromodynamics) to make simulations practical, have calculated the mass of the proton to within 2% of experimental value.  I think the &#8220;confirmed&#8221; is overstated, similar to the story in <a href="/isotropic/2008/11/29/fun-with-your-new-head/">Fun With Your New Head</a>.  But anyway &#8230;</p>
<p>What&#8217;s more entertaining is the collection of comments, which reminded me of Swans on Tea&#8217;s <a href="http://blogs.scienceforums.net/swansont/archives/296">Crackpot Bingo</a> which I&#8217;d run across a little bit earlier:</p>
<blockquote><p>It happens in science blog comments, and more so in discussion boards where you get some crank with their pet theory of some science subdiscipline, and how it’s the new paradigm ready to emerge and topple the orthodoxy. And it’s almost formulaic like a Hardy Boys mystery (or even a Robert Ludlum novel) with the same arguments cropping up in different combinations. Read several in a row and the commonalities jump out at you.</p>
<p>Hmmm. A finite set of arguments, appearing seemingly at random. Sounds like bingo to me!  Here are the major points, many of which are shamelessly cribbed from the crackpot index &#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>Swans on Tea provides a Crackpot Bingo card generator, so print one out, visit some blogs, and have fun.</p>
<p align="right"><small>image: <cite>Amazon, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0441858767/">Vacuum Flowers</a></cite></small></p>
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		<title>Synthetic Telepathy</title>
		<link>http://www.hornlo.org/isotropic/2008/10/17/synthetic-telepathy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hornlo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The U.S. Army is developing a technology known as synthetic telepathy that would allow someone to create email or voice mail and send it by thought alone. The concept is based on reading electrical activity in the brain using an electroencephalograph, or EEG.&#8221; &#8211;Eric Bland (Discovery), Army developing ‘synthetic telepathy’, MSNBC This takes the problem [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="/media/tin-foil-hat.jpg" width="100" height="103" align="left" alt="tin foil hat" title="tin foil hat" style="padding-right: 1em; padding-bottom: 1em;" /> &#8220;The U.S. Army is developing a technology known as synthetic telepathy that would allow someone to create email or voice mail and send it by thought alone. The concept is based on reading electrical activity in the brain using an electroencephalograph, or EEG.&#8221; <small>&#8211;<cite>Eric Bland (Discovery), <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27162401/">Army developing ‘synthetic telepathy’</a>, MSNBC</cite></small></p>
<p>This takes the problem of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunk_dialing">drunk dialing</a> (or emailing or texting) to a whole new level.  Perhaps the Army should simultaneously look into incorporating something along the lines of Google&#8217;s <a href="http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/new-in-labs-stop-sending-mail-you-later.html">Mail Goggles</a> to prevent embarrassing faux pas.</p>
<p>While the article claims synthetic telepathy is under development, some out there believe it already exists as a weapon:<br />
<blockquote>Synthetic Telepathy is a form of mind control (EMF Weapon) that is created thru the use of Microwaves, EMF, or Acoustics. Using such technology, one can transmit voices, as well as images, to a victims brain. In addition, the technology allows the capability of controling ones bodily functions. Some of the sites below may give you a better understanding of the technologies involved, as well as their potential risks. <small>&#8211;<cite><a href="http://www.angelfire.com/in4/victim/Telepathy.htm">Telepathic Abduction: Synthetic Telepathy</a></cite></small></p></blockquote>
<p>Perhaps it&#8217;s time to dust off my <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_foil_hat">tin foil hat</a>.</p>
<p>H/T: for additional interesting commentary, see the <a href="http://technocrat.net/d/2008/10/15/51899" title="Synthetic Telepathy">Technocrat</a> and <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/10/14/synthetic-telepathy.html" title="Synthetic telepathy">Boing Boing</a> articles.</p>
<p align="right"><small>image: <cite>Drvec, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:ManWearingTinFoilHat.jpg">ManWearingTinFoilHat.jpg</a>, Wikimedia</cite></small</p>
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		<title>Irrefutable Logic</title>
		<link>http://www.hornlo.org/isotropic/2008/10/01/irrefutable-logic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 08:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hornlo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;[Amanda Peet] has a lot of balls to come forward and be on that side [vaccinations], because there is an angry mob on my side, and I like the fact that I can say she&#8217;s completely wrong.&#8221; and “&#8230; until she walks in our shoes, she really has no idea.&#8221; &#8212; Jenny McCarthy in an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;[Amanda Peet] has a lot of balls to come forward and be on that side [vaccinations], because there is an angry mob on my side, and I like the fact that I can say she&#8217;s completely wrong.&#8221; and “&#8230; until she walks in our shoes, she really has no idea.&#8221; &#8212; Jenny McCarthy in an upcoming issue of Spectrum Magazine</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve seen the above quote on several blogs; I&#8217;m just adding to the noise, Let&#8217;s see:</p>
<ul>
<li>angry mob on my side</li>
<li>I can utter the statement &#8220;you are <a href="http://xkcd.com/386/">wrong</a>&#8220;</li>
<li>your ideas are bogus because you aren&#8217;t affected directly (you have to &#8220;feel&#8221; it, forget observation/data)</li>
</ul>
<p>Then there&#8217;s the broader subtext of &#8220;I&#8217;m a celebrity, which trumps experts in the field.&#8221; &#8212; weakened somewhat in this context since they are both celebrities.</p>
<p>Yeah, I&#8217;m convinced by her irrefutable logic.  Not.</p>
<p>Also see <a href="/isotropic/2009/02/09/anti-anti-vaccination/">Anti anti-vaccination</a> <small>[added 2009-02-14]</small>.</p>
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		<title>Woo Vibrations</title>
		<link>http://www.hornlo.org/isotropic/2008/06/01/woo-vibrations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hornlo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to it&#8217;s web site, &#8220;The VIBE Machine is an electronic device that brings the vibrational level of your body back to its natural state of being. VIBE stands for Vibrational Integrated Bio-photonic Energizer.&#8221; I sometimes let the bogus products advertised, particularly on the interminable &#8220;infomercials&#8221; that suck the remaining life out of almost-dead broadcast [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img align="left" src="/media/oudin-coil.jpg" width="108" height="150" title="Oudin (Tesla) Coil" alt="Oudin (Tesla) Coil"> According to it&#8217;s web site, &#8220;The VIBE Machine is an electronic device that brings the vibrational level of your body back to its natural state of being.  VIBE stands for Vibrational Integrated Bio-photonic Energizer.&#8221;</p>
<p>I sometimes let the bogus products advertised, particularly on the interminable &#8220;infomercials&#8221; that suck the remaining life out of almost-dead broadcast TV, annoy me.  Well, it&#8217;s really not the silly products I&#8217;m mad at, it&#8217;s the people behind them.  Con artists who take advantage of gullible, scientifically naive people who, perhaps desperately (they think) need the solutions being offered.  Of course, the woo-masters try to protect themselves with the <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/denialism/2008/03/quack_miranda_warning.php">Quack Miranda Warning</a> (short form: &#8220;Just Kidding!&#8221;).</p>
<p>After all, who <em>wouldn&#8217;t</em> want: the toxins sucked from their body via the soles of their feet; a flushed-out colon; an enlarged and performance-enhanced penis; a full head of non-gray hair; a wrinkle-free face; a fat-free, ideal-weight, toned-up body; more intelligence; better friends; the luxuries one deserves; all the money one needs working just two hours a week; &#8230;.</p>
<p>All provided (with no effort on your part) by magic pills, glowing potions, magnetic sheaths, ionized metallic trinkets, spasm-inducing electronic belts, complicated mechanical linkages that are easy to store, real estate investment partners, multi-level marketing schemes, refinanced credit card debt, reverse mortgages, cars that have delusions of being transformers, cereals that think they&#8217;re life coaches, &#8230;.</p>
<p>Well, ok, I kinda got sidetracked.  What I really want to bring to your attention is the &#8220;Friday Dose of Woo&#8221;.  <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/insolence" title="Respectful Insolence">Orac</a> has for nearly two years posted weekly on what he calls &#8220;outrageous woo&#8221; &#8212; mostly medical quackery, but also other assorted pseudoscience and bogus claims.</p>
<p>He has a good question: &#8220;Given the hilariously, extravagantly pseudoscientific or spiritual claims made to support some of these devices, it&#8217;s hard to image how so many of them never attract the loving attention of the Food and Drug Administration or the counterpart of the FDA in other countries in which these devices are marketed, but, by and large, they don&#8217;t.&#8221;</p>
<p>Well, until now.  See Orac&#8217;s <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2008/06/your_friday_dose_of_woo_on_sunday.php">Apparently the FDA doesn&#8217;t get the &#8220;VIBE&#8221;</a>, where, in addition to discussing the FDA&#8217;s interest, he has links to earlier discussions of the VIBE and links to the Wayback Machine showing how VIBE&#8217;s promotion has changed under scrutiny.</p>
<p align="right"><small>image: <cite><a href="http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Oudin_coil.jpg">Oudin coil.jpg</a> (Tesla coil), Wikimedia Commons</cite></small></p>
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